I did end up with two presents. From Dante: A stuf...

I did end up with two presents.

From Dante: A stuffed pirate dog holding a chest full of lighted hearts booty who sings "I got you babe." (wince)

From DH Randy: a huge pink candle scented with guava and pink peony.

Nice try, guys. Better than most women get. Next time, let's go for a gift card, hmm?